Weird Dream 05-17-15

So, I had a strange dream last night, and I'll go ahead and jot down all that I can remember from it.

Myself, Figo, Ellie, Sami, Tyler and Garrett were all hanging out, and we were extremely bored, so we went on an impromptu vacation to some random third world country in southeast Asia. The flight was normal, but the real adventure started in the airport when we landed there. We wandered around the airport until we found someone with a cart hitched to the back of of a golf cart, offered to take us into the city for $500. Our dreamselves thought it was pretty cool, and loaded up. After about a 15 minute ride they stopped and let us off, we never actually paid. That was awesome, and we started walking into the city to look for a hotel to stay at. While we walked we hit a bunch of shops and malls that we saw along the way. It was really weird, because there were people actually living there, and whenever we entered a room full of people they just kind of stared at us like we were doing something wrong and shouldn't be there. About the time is started getting dark we still hadn't seen a single hotel, but we did find someone who spoke English. He lived in a house with four other people who were part of a local gang, but they had room so he offered us a place to stay, pretty much slept wherever we could fit a pile of blankets. Just to note, the parts of the city we found were modern, just very, very poor. As a sign of welcome the gang members we were now living with ordered us a bunch of prostitutes, and were extremely offended when we didn't take advantage of them. Something else to note, the majority of the prostitutes were missing arms and legs, and even if they had all anatomical body parts would still have been terribly ugly. Our relations with the locals went downhill from there. No matter what we did we just kept making our housemates angrier and angrier, until at one point when we were returning home from wandering the city they started throwing bricks and pieces of broken furniture at us from the roof. The dream ended there and set me off on another weird dream adventure.

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